Ring Envy
So if you did read the last blog entry from my erstwhile director and slum landlord James, then you will know that he is mocking me for getting battered by Cathy Brown in the latest episode of the 11th. Well I agree to that fact, she did batter me in the ring (no guffaws please, I’m half English) but then I didn’t see Jimmy getting in there to help me. And I can also point out that he went boxing once. Yep, ONCE. And he never went back cause the bad men really did batter him in the ring.
Anyway, we have a had a week off from the 11th’s hectic schedule due to james deciding that he needed a holiday but we are back and it looks like we are gonna be doing a rather amazing one…… let me just say the words, Down hill, go-kart, OJ, Death and BT.
Put them all together and you have all the markings of a top class show….. I won’t tell you what it is just yet but I will give you a hint through Maitland (his real name I can confirm) who works in the London Office who put me onto this contact, and gave me this fantastic quote when I asked how dangerous it was for me.
Like the director of Jackass says: I don’t want to kill you. Just hurt you very badly.
How very nice. But i’ve always said, to the chagrin of Girlfriends, mothers and ambulance personages, that if it makes people laugh then my body is inconsequential. Unless it involves doing the drag episode again. If you haven’t just eaten you can check that out here.

