The 12th Commandment - Thou must not take a holiday
Yes I admit it I did take a holiday last week! In todays world that is tantamount to stealing from your employer..The shame, the slackness, the cheek, how could you?…OJ’s dismay at my short break only hits home that in todays fast living 24/7 work world holidays are a no go , especially if you work for a US company…why? because the Americans only get half or so statutory holiday that we get..so in a word they are jealous much like OJ really..which I find amusing…I go off for one little week to go stand on a wooden plank at the top of a mountain and slide down it..a bit of R n R and he is chomping at the bit..
See I did tell you early on, that the Talent thing has really hit home with him..if its not the taxis to work, the no more than 3 hours in the sun clause or a bowl of porridge first thing its that no one should have more fun than him..every week we have an OJ Big Day out..work to the rest of us but to him its, indoor skydiving, landboarding, surfing, boxing, indy car racing, paintballing…you get the idea I run around and film him and he has all the fun… not that I’m bitter…but me going off snowboarding well he almost choked on his Maltesers..
Back to business and the Mr Testicles show will be up soon . Its all about male testicular cancer (the testes are your balls)..a serious subject and one that requires regular playing with your nuts to make sure your ok..so all in all finally a check up that is fun, especially if you can get your girlfriend to do it..
