Thank God…..
Because he works on my show you know, as we made it into the top 100 on the iTunes podcast lists! Break out the bubbly, wax off your pubes as there is a revolution in town etc.
Now for some honesty…
1 – We were only in the top 100 for a day, but that isn’t gonna stop me bragging about it.
2 – I didn’t notice it – It was Dr Cockney who saw it as he is OBSESSED with the chart and his position in it and looks at it almost as many times a day as he examines his shushma.
3 – I like the Mika album
So in the style of an oscar acceptance speech (although a TV quick award would be enough for me) I would like to thank James for all his hard work and fashion advice, God for his fantastic cameos although we may have to let him go as his diva demands are getting out of control (who the hell does s/he think s/he is?) and we have some other up and coming deities who would love the exposure and also my hairdresser for giving me such a ridiculous haircut that even german people have laughed at me.
So tell your friends to down load the latest 11th – I’ve tasted the milk, honey and drugs of the promised land and I want it back again. iTunes will be mine!
