Oh just one more glass then.

Well I feel rough, really really rough, and I’m writing this at 20 past ten at night. And the reason for that? Well it was the Btpodshow launch party last night at Shoreditch house.

And I was supposed to be having a week of non-drinking so I thought i’d just have one glass of Champoo when I got there, well you have to don’t you (its free for fucks sake) But one glass turned into shouting at the bar man when it ran out (I didn’t really shout, I wasn’t capable of it and he offered me Jack Daniel’s instead so I probably would have snogged him had I been capable)

So you now know that I got myself rather shitfaced, but who was there other than me? well…..

There were some great celebrities

There were some not so good ones

There were some who thought they were celebrities

And then there was this guy.

And the highlight for me was the fact that Hot Chipped DJ’d. Now I was very excited about this and wanted to tell them how much I loved them. Problem was by this point my brain had been turned into a goo resembling mayonnaise due to exposure to the Champers. I managed to call them Hot Chap, then forgot the name of their album that I was telling them I loved (made in the dark), forgot the name of the person who works with them that I know (Matt Dixon @ EMI), then forgot the track that I loved by them (One pure thought). And even then when my girlfriend was trying to drag me away with my shame hanging in shreds around my ankles I walked back in there to tell them all about the Eleventh Commandment and forgot my own URL! What. A. Twat.

Mr Hotchip, if you are reading this (and they might be just to see if I’m sort of brain deficient stalker who has instant amnesia every 13 seconds) then I’m a moron and I beg your forgiveness, your holiness’es.

Then to top off a fine evening I came home and fell asleep with my arm in a pizza that I don’t remember buying. I rock. All in all though it actually was a top event, so hats off to the guys who put it on (although why the fuck you booked Alexa Chung to DJ, and DID’T ASK ME - not that I’m bitter about it at all, no way. I SAID I’M NOT BITTER, Is beyond me) because now more people know about us (podshow that is) Also the Eleventh Commandment was playing on the screens in there as the place was quite busy (I got caught looking at myself on the screen which is slightly embarrassing) and I might get my photo in OK magazine (although I was kissing Dr Cockneys head in the snap they took)

So all in all its a way to go us. Apart form Alexa “I Can’t Mix” Chung DJ’ing. Did I mention I wasn’t bitter? No.

Well fuck it and she can fuck off too. Goodnight world.

PPPPSSSSS

Just Found this HAHA AHA AH AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

This is gonna rebound on me isn’t it?

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