Big Brother - What has become of me?
i used to be a man. A hunting, gathering, providing, head of the tribe man. (that was all true apart form all of it)
Now I’m sat in on a thursday night having just done the washing up while watching the start of Big Brother (is it eight? do I care?) and the only word I seem to be able to mutter is “COCK”, cause that is what they all are. Without exception. I challenge you to watch BB for more than 20 seconds before you utter that most fantastic of describing words at our TV screen.
But then I may moce, and I do, but here I am sat here watching the “COCKS” co in, scream, pretend they like each other and generally act like “COCKS”.
So early judgement of whos gonna win? actually no, thats passe and I can guarantee that every other blog will do the same thing. Lets go with who will be the most hated and take the plaque off Charly Uchea, Jo O’Mera and Jade “jabba’s Palace” Goody to be our most “chersished celebrity.
I’ve thought of 4 categories….
Most likely to be lynched.
Most likely to get their respective twinkle/sausage out on camera
Most Likeley to have a spread in the Daily Star when they get out
Most likely to make a shit load of money
Feel free to let me know your thoughts on those categories if you can be arsed, if not then I shall watch tonights proceedings and post later with my guess at my early contenders.
COCKS! (apart from the blind one, he seems alright - watch him be a closet nazi or something now)
