Saturday and sunday saw the London leg of the Redbull Air race, and after a whole pile of blagging, emailing and form filling I mangaged to get the 11th down there. So myself and a rough looking Remy rolled up at to start with completely the wrong tube station in east London, the the right one via a pasty to find a sufficient lack of excitement.

We hung around, did a few shos, interviewed the event organiser, but not getting the gold that we wanted, time with the best of the best, the guys who would shit all over Miramar, Iceman and wouldn’t even entertain Kelly Mcguiness’s advances. Problem was that they were all getting prepared for flying through gates at 230 mph 10 ft off the ground. I mean why would they need to get in the zone for that? Ponces.

I shan’t go into what we filmed at the air show other than we did get (some) interviews and that the Army helicopter shat all over the navy one.

Keep an eye out for this episode in the next couple of weeks and I shall leave you with womething that I’ve posted before - Quentin Tarrantino’s interpretation of Topgun. And the top gun theme as well. Whats a blog with out some homo erotic behavior eh?

So for the 3rd year on the trot I went down to the event that Groove Armada put on in Victoria Park London - The Love Box

Keen viewers of the Eleventh will realise that we filmed a show form down there - a show that James dubbed “OJ’s great day out” which it was, thank you very much Bedders.

The great thing about the festival in yeasr gone by was the fantastic atmosphere, the sense of Joviality (are they the same thing) the kookiness of what is a bit of a pointless festival in some ways - the place shuts at ten and the music isn’t terribly loud due to the middle class neighbors.

So this year going down the first thing that this blogger has a problem with was the queues…. you queue for everything, from drinks to the bogs. The place was heaving, to the point that there almost wasn’t sitting room - in a fucking park! to get into the bar we had to almost fight our way to the bar, and after 45 minutes of scuffiling then you got a warm over priced drink.

Its was enough to drive me to drugs, but I bet there would have been a queue there as well….. seriously though don’t do drugs kids, although I hear smack is very moreish. And not in the North African sense.

So basically I was unimpressed by what they had to offer, I feel a year older, a year wiser yet a year sadder.

Although really cares what the hell I thinks we eh?

Lets rejoice in happier times…… This was the Joy of Last year’s Lovebox

Well due to my galavanting around the world (Well America and Canada) we haven’t really done much for the Elevent but myself and Jimmy are right back on it.

Starting today we interviewed the current reigning UK Air guitar champion… The first guy you see here is that man….

And it’ll become a 2 pronged show as during the interview I have decided to take part in the championships to see how well I do on the 8th August.
Then on sunday we are breaking out our boogaloo at the Sony Ericsson BBoy Championships - I may show them my awesome worm.

And monday day sees us finally filming a show we’ve been trying to sort out for about 4 months…… Burlesque! Chrys Columbine will be my teacher.

So there - for the bosses who think me and Jimmy just go out and booze….. well we do but we need to get some work done as well!

So if you hadn’t noticed, I’ve been away. Away on work no less, but not for the Eleventh Commandment. This work was for Nuts TV again and I got to do the Bullrun 08. Now don’t get confused here, one is a race through the streets to get away from fat sweaty animals and one involves cows.

Basically it is a really up-market Cannonball run style of thing that I brought down in the posh stakes with my low rent shenanigans.

These ranged from locking my keys in the boot on the start line which has been immortalized by this handheld piece of youtube gold…..

…..To every woman I rode with trying to kill me by way of a automobile accident. I really bring the best out of the female species. Now I shan’t tell you anymore as the whole lot is going up onto the Nuts website over the next few weeks. You can find that here.

I shall leave you though with the item that is top of my christmas wish list this year. I’m sure Santa knows how to get hold of one………

mmmmmmmmmmmm click here.

S0 we have shot a new show and it is currently being edited…… not by james as he’s swanned off to America for a wedding. The bastard (can say what I wan’t as I’ve heard they don’t have the internet in the Us so there is no chance he can read this)

The next Eleventh will be focusing on this……

Apologises for the over excited french bloke there.

here is the second part

So in the new show I actually took on Tim from the Chess boxing world……. did I beat him? well I’m not gonna say am I? It should be up on Monday so keep ya peepers peeping.

Because I have found quite possible the best item in life.

Watch it with sound then start saving….

Well I feel rough, really really rough, and I’m writing this at 20 past ten at night. And the reason for that? Well it was the Btpodshow launch party last night at Shoreditch house.

And I was supposed to be having a week of non-drinking so I thought i’d just have one glass of Champoo when I got there, well you have to don’t you (its free for fucks sake) But one glass turned into shouting at the bar man when it ran out (I didn’t really shout, I wasn’t capable of it and he offered me Jack Daniel’s instead so I probably would have snogged him had I been capable)

So you now know that I got myself rather shitfaced, but who was there other than me? well…..

There were some great celebrities

There were some not so good ones

There were some who thought they were celebrities

And then there was this guy.

And the highlight for me was the fact that Hot Chipped DJ’d. Now I was very excited about this and wanted to tell them how much I loved them. Problem was by this point my brain had been turned into a goo resembling mayonnaise due to exposure to the Champers. I managed to call them Hot Chap, then forgot the name of their album that I was telling them I loved (made in the dark), forgot the name of the person who works with them that I know (Matt Dixon @ EMI), then forgot the track that I loved by them (One pure thought). And even then when my girlfriend was trying to drag me away with my shame hanging in shreds around my ankles I walked back in there to tell them all about the Eleventh Commandment and forgot my own URL! What. A. Twat.

Mr Hotchip, if you are reading this (and they might be just to see if I’m sort of brain deficient stalker who has instant amnesia every 13 seconds) then I’m a moron and I beg your forgiveness, your holiness’es.

Then to top off a fine evening I came home and fell asleep with my arm in a pizza that I don’t remember buying. I rock. All in all though it actually was a top event, so hats off to the guys who put it on (although why the fuck you booked Alexa Chung to DJ, and DID’T ASK ME - not that I’m bitter about it at all, no way. I SAID I’M NOT BITTER, Is beyond me) because now more people know about us (podshow that is) Also the Eleventh Commandment was playing on the screens in there as the place was quite busy (I got caught looking at myself on the screen which is slightly embarrassing) and I might get my photo in OK magazine (although I was kissing Dr Cockneys head in the snap they took)

So all in all its a way to go us. Apart form Alexa “I Can’t Mix” Chung DJ’ing. Did I mention I wasn’t bitter? No.

Well fuck it and she can fuck off too. Goodnight world.

PPPPSSSSS

Just Found this HAHA AHA AH AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

This is gonna rebound on me isn’t it?

Life s beset by decisions. and I feel that I have reached a the cross road of one that will define me not just As Oliver James Borg D’Anastasi (yep, thats the full name, thanks for asking) Not just as a man. But as a Human being.

Many great leaders have taken decisions. Ceaser, Napoleon, Churchill (not the car insurance dog - although I’ve heard he is very decisive) and this point rates as high as anything those powerful men of history have battled with.

Doctors must make decisions on people lives but I still reckon this is bigger.

So what is this earth quaking choice, this 50/50 that is greater than god its self.

You sure you ready for this? Steel yourself my friend…….

Should I buy the new Grand Theft Auto 4 game on PS3 or Xbox 360?

You see I know more people who have the game on the Xbox but it just feels like a playstation game…..

You see what my tiny soggy mind has had to deal with?

So let me know which way I should go….. and if you know where I can actually buy a copy of the fucker from in either format then I’d be happy to hear it.

I look forward to hearing from you, you caring soul you.

As Homer (Simpson - not that Greek ponce) once said “God Bless those Pagans”

He also said “Maybe, just once, someone will call me “sir” without adding, “you’re making a scene.”

Also “Oh, they have the Internet on computers no”

And “It’s like David and Goliath, only this time David won”

(I was only looking for one quote but they all made me laugh - see more here on some guys internet page You get the OJ Borg guarantee of laughing. If you don’t then you you were born with no sense of humor, I feel deeply for you)

Any way all those quotes nicely highlight the fact that the Eleventh Commandment is one of the featured videos on Itunes. I’m so excited I could soil myself (may have just done that. I may need new undercrackers) its exactly 23:19 and I just called the James of Bedford. He didn’t answer the bastard. So yes…. we were in the top 100 the other week, now we are featured. Next, the WORLD.

I’m so happy here is a lovely video of a cat.

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

My head feels like someone ran over it and James is not happy. Not happy due to the fact that he came in early so we could film the intro to the latest Eleventh (which should be up later today - If James pulls his finger out) but I went out last night for a quiet drink and ended up drinking my way through the entire cocktail list in a brazilian bar, then ended back at someones house drining my way through a bottle of Vodka arriving home at around 4am. So when my alarm went off this morning it could a large portion of “shut your face” and was turned off meaning that I dragged my sorry ass into the office a lttle over 5 hours late. Well done me.

But battling through my vomituos feelings we have done it and James is now (slowly) beavering away to bring you another super taste of Eleventh Commandment goodness. I think we should all rise and give him the clap clap his sterling work.

I would like to tell any kids reading this that drinking is not big, or clever.

But it will make you cool. Carry on.