It certainly is. James “why are you always late” Bedford was…. wait for it…. late for todays shoot! Wahooooooo. He’ll try and palm off that he was on time but my watch was right on the money! Admittedly we were supposed to meet at Titan comics office at 12 and he was there at 12.02, but it’s the principal of the matter that counts here. He reckons that he was ill, or something. his only reason for coming so says the directorial one was the fact that I would have taken the piss for him not turning up. which I would have one, cause I’m doing it for arriving 2 minutes late!

Mucho gracias goes to the guys at Titan Comics , especially Steve White, who fielded my geeky questions about Rogue Trooper and has agreed to put my face into one of the upcoming issues of Transformers (probably getting crushed under the boot of Megatron) That should be up on the site in about 3 weeks so peepers peeled!

As for sick boy James, I’m sure he’ll get well soon, he’s on holiday skiing next week!

Well, I’ve just finished filming at Nuts and I’m now bunkering down for a good nights beauty sleep (I need it, you should see my bags sister) but as I’m in trouble, again, for not writing my blog on here I thought I’d get it done now. As I’m up tomorrow morning at 8amfor a shoot for nuts about Banksy, then filming Steve White of Titan comics (get your geek on as he’s the guy who used to write for 2000AD - gonna be a fantastic show) for the Eleveth Commandment then back to Nuts. Basically a mother of a full on day. Hence the need to sleep.

BUT!!!!

Could I log into this site to write the blog. NO. Could I then find my password? No way you big ham. Did my computer then run out of battery power before this blog was complete? Of course!  Why does this always happen when you need sleep but are desperately trying to get something finished before your sleep times withers away to nothing, it takes about 5 times as long to do anything? Sods/OJ’s law I call it!  But I shall not be a moody, temperamental bear tomorrow as james hinted in an earlier blog, I’m nothing like Mariah Carey (I have better legs) I shall be a happy, joyful fruit bag.

As long as some one shows me how to do all the fancy links, pictures and the rest of it cause Jimmy the fiddle can do it and I’m left with plain blogs as I’ve jsut spent another hour playing around with links and vids and the rest of it with no luck. I intend to learn though and soon my friends this will be more singing and dancing than the Bedfords! Just you wait till the next post! 

So you may have heard James bobbing on about the next show we’ve got on….. the female boxer? And yes that is our next target on the Eleventh Commandment. And I intent to fight her, fight her to the death (or close to, as I’ve got to go to Nuts afterwards).

If you have seen the cage fighter episode of the 11th then you will know what we are gonna try and do. I’ve met the fe-boxer before, miss Kathy Brown, and although she’s about half the size of me I think I will be getting me head caved in by her…. much to the amusement of James I’m sure. he loves seeing me get battered, I’m not sure why.

Although I can’t wait to see his face when I get to go land boarding (his passion) on the other shoot we hope to do this week. The only problem is the wind, for once we don’t have enough to pull my considerable frame. So if you are a witch or know how to summon up large quantities of wind with out the use of baked beans then let us know.

OJ

I’ve just been told off by big bad Jimmy Bedford for not putting my blog up here. He has just huffed down the phone at me…… so here I am - I mean I have been blogging. Video ones on the show pages and my bob-arse (new word there) ramblings on ojborg.info. Check them out, they are average. As for the Eleventh commandment, I know James (the director if he hasn’t mentioned it already) has tried to make out that I’ve been far too busy to do anything, not totally true. I have been busy but with the number of beauty treatments that Jimmy has per day I can’t seem to squeeze in a shoot between his full facial (fnaarrr) and his seaweed body wrap. Its a bane I tell you.The good news is though that he has put those treatments on hold for next week and we are doing meeting Mr testicles on Monday, Kiteboarding on tuesday (weather dependent) adn female boxers on Wednesday. Who says I’m a slack arse? James? Well he can kiss my………… Face.