Didn’t know that I could speak dog did you! Well I can and I have to in this episode of the Eleventh as the dog show is where I am. Only a small one mind and its up in the land of the posh (Hampstead) where the dogs live better than I do.

First off its a big thanks to Ira and everyone else at the Mayhew Doggy and Moggy Centre – they do a fantasic job and if it wasn’t for them and all the other animal shelters in London then there would be a lot less unhappy animals.

Then its a sorry to Ingrid “canine wizard” Ramon – we got her website wrong its actually www.ingrid-ramon.com and you can sponsor her in her trek across the artic here www.justgiving.com/ingridramon

Then Roxy, my beautiful Roxy. I know I called her a bitch but hey, she likes it like that….. in the end I couldn’t keep her due to the fascist that owns my flat (he’s not really a fascist – the fascist) but I heard good news that after a false start she now has a home.

She loved me more though.

And all thats left for me to say is to say Woof growl whine bark bark scnuffle – which I’m sure you can translte your self.

Top sushi samurai Yashiro Mineno takes Oj by the hand and shows him just what makes great sushi.
Oj gives it a go, but can he match the samurai’s style?