Yes danic patrick has made indy car history by being the first female to win the The Indy 300 Japan, she beat two-time Indy 500 winner Helio Castroneves by almost six seconds!!!.. You may remember that OJ Interviewed the Andretti Green Racing driver (michael andretti sure knows how to pick em) last summer in San Francisco before shooting a Go Daddy ad with Candice Michelle. Danika Patrick herself a tv veteran has being in several Go Daddy commercials as well as featuring in Sports illustrated, FHM , Maxim and is constantly voted one of the sexiest women out there. But Danica Patrick has not appeared naked, done racy photos or exposed herself like many other sexy girls who come high in theses polls. Why cause to put it in simple man terms dannica patrick is a hot chick, who races very fast cars and wins.

Despite a tough indy car racing schedule Danika Patrick exposed herself to OJ ( not physically guys but verbally!!) in our interview with her which we did at the infineon raceway track in the napa valley.

Personally I thought that danica patrik was really cool, easy going and friendly to talk to….as with many stars its the ‘people’ around them who have the attitude!!

Here is the Danica patrick video interview in case any of you fancy seeing it again. And as our soundman said she’s intelligent and a great racing driver but well sexy that danika patrick!!..funnily enough no he wasn’t English but pure yankee..odd sprouting cockney lingo like that..oh well I guess sexy women who drive fast cars have that effect on men. Not our OJ though he was professional to the end and got to race a a big engined, hot rod, muscle indy car (well not really he sat in the rear seat!! but still an awesome experience.)

Dannika Patrick has just made indy car history:)

And in case you also want to see Danica Patrick making indy car history by being the first female driver to win the Indy 300 Japan here is the actual race and on the spot interview..

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Its not many times that I, as a narcissistic TV presenter who loves only himself and the smell of a good quality mahogany, can say that I have done some good.

But, yes, through the medium of the Eleventh commandment, it has only taken 2008 years but religion has finally done some good – way to go big G!

I will now prove this by pasting a message I got from a guy who works with us called Neil Dixon (of dock Green) a couple of days ago…..

I just had an email from Chris Leydon of The Podzone.

As a result of seeing the 11thC Mr Testicles episode, he is having a scan later this month to test for suspected testicular cancer. He asked that I give you his heartfelt thanks for producing the episode and making him – and hopefully others – more aware.

neil…

Now when we contacted Mr Testicles to do the show we did for obvious good reasons thinking we would raise a bit of awareness (plus I have to admit I thoght it’d be slightly amusing interviewing a massive pair of balls on the South Bank) but I never realized that we would actually directly help someone. Way to go me (oh and James) So I thought I’d use this moment to try and nudge you into donating some money to the charity so more blokes and thier onion bags don’t have something go wrong with them.

You can get to the website here…… ADOPT A BOLLOCK

Yes it’s up the latest show featuring the guys from Titan comics

In case your wondering these guys publish Superman Legends, Batman Legends, Tank Girl, Sean the Sheep, The Simpsons, Transformers etc etc ..yup they’ve got every boys dream job!!

Oh and if you want to win a signed copy of a Tank Girl graphic novel watch the show and answer the very very easy question…

As they say in the porno movies  “It’s being a long time coming..”

It’s here, OJ meets the superhero of our times Mr Testicles a man who can talk more bollocks than him.

This show is all about male testicular cancer..a killer subject so watch it..

So if you did read the last blog entry from my erstwhile director and slum landlord James, then you will know that he is mocking me for getting battered by Cathy Brown in the latest episode of the 11th. Well I agree to that fact, she did batter me in the ring (no guffaws please, I’m half English) but then I didn’t see Jimmy getting in there to help me. And I can also point out that he went boxing once. Yep, ONCE. And he never went back cause the bad men really did batter him in the ring.

Anyway, we have a had a week off from the 11th’s hectic schedule due to james deciding that he needed a holiday but we are back and it looks like we are gonna be doing a rather amazing one…… let me just say the words, Down hill, go-kart, OJ, Death and BT.

Put them all together and you have all the markings of a top class show….. I won’t tell you what it is just yet but I will give you a hint through Maitland (his real name I can confirm) who works in the London Office who put me onto this contact, and gave me this fantastic quote when I asked how dangerous it was for me.

Like the director of Jackass says: I don’t want to kill you. Just hurt you very badly.

How very nice. But i’ve always said, to the chagrin of Girlfriends, mothers and ambulance personages, that if it makes people laugh then my body is inconsequential. Unless it involves doing the drag episode again. If you haven’t just eaten you can check that out here.

You may or may have not heard but the Big man Himself ‘Oj the Bruiser Borg’ has recently taken up boxing. Yup for the past few months the Fast footed Maltese Butterfly has been down at Gymbox in Holborn training hard and mastering his jab n hook technique. So we recently sent him to go meet and interview Cathy “the Bitch” Brown at her health club The Third Space.

After some friendly chat he quickly learns that she isn’t the u.k’s first female boxing champion for nothing. Can he squeeze in an interview before we have to call an Ambulance? heres the show

Well my intrepid (and ill I thought) director and landlord is off this week on some mountain somewhere having a jolly old time so I find my self with nowt to do but look for more shoots for next week. I always feel slightly sad when the 11th isn’t in full throttle. Or maybe I just miss james. Probably the former I guess.

One of the next shows we’ve got coming up is gonna feature Cathy “The Bitch” Brown and is all about boxing, and female boxers at that. Cathy was one of the first female pro’s this country had and I think was the first title holder we have produced from the less hairy arsed (apart from Muhammed Ali’s daughter – Laila she’s a complete beast, and may well actually be his son, or brother.) part of the population. Well after sparring with her I decided that I would do a bit more my self today down at my gym. I now feel that even lifting my fingers up to type is too much effort. I got Battered! What was possibly worse though was that on leaving the changing rooms, and I’m a mess at this point….. red eyes from my contacts popping out, showered but still looking sweaty and generally looking like there is something wrong with me, I tried to squeeze past a fellow gym bod. Problem as that I had my big bagon my shoulder, the gap wasn’t too big nd he was naked. Had I been more in control of my faculties then I would have waited, but in my bashed about state I ended up trying to squezze by, my left hand got trapped between my bag (not ball bag by the way) and HIS ASS! arggggggghhhhhhhhh. Worse was that he’d either just got out the shower or he was sweaty, and hairy!

BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH.

Remind me of the scene in Ace Venture when he finds out that Eindhorn is Finkle, and Finkle is a [Insert what here]

To sum up, there is no shoot this week, I got beat up at boxing, James is snowboarding (he may even be trying snow kiting so we probably won’t be seeing him again as he gets dragged over a precipice – if that happens now I’m gonna feel so bad!) and I need to amputate my left mitt. I think it smells but I might just be having a touch of the Lady MacBeths. ‘d rather be feeling blood on it.

I mentioned this a while back and now its finally live to view. OJ learns all about Pro Paintballing and gets his head shot up in the process. He meets pro paintballer Dan Maskell sponsored by Dye Precision and Key action sports, who runs him through the competitions, the money, the equipment, the tactics and then lets OJ play ball against the UK’s finest. Oh and OJ also eats a paintball for fun..strange boy!

The shoot itself in case you don’t remember went well but Grant our South African cameraman got shot to bits..and the camera went for a swim in yello paint..

Here’s the show

How can you go skydiving without throwing yourself out of a plane?

Oj learns how to fly like a bird in a jumpsuit and a crash helmet when he visits http://airkix.com/ and gets top sky diving tips from the man who just floats through the air and out the door, Adam Mattacola.

Oj hangs out with a Graffiti artist

Oj gets top tips from London graffiti artist Busk. He learns how to spray paint the streets, run from the fuzz, and that there’s more to street art than Banksy. myspace.com/buskone