Saturday and sunday saw the London leg of the Redbull Air race, and after a whole pile of blagging, emailing and form filling I mangaged to get the 11th down there. So myself and a rough looking Remy rolled up at to start with completely the wrong tube station in east London, the the right one via a pasty to find a sufficient lack of excitement.

We hung around, did a few shos, interviewed the event organiser, but not getting the gold that we wanted, time with the best of the best, the guys who would shit all over Miramar, Iceman and wouldn’t even entertain Kelly Mcguiness’s advances. Problem was that they were all getting prepared for flying through gates at 230 mph 10 ft off the ground. I mean why would they need to get in the zone for that? Ponces.

I shan’t go into what we filmed at the air show other than we did get (some) interviews and that the Army helicopter shat all over the navy one.

Keep an eye out for this episode in the next couple of weeks and I shall leave you with womething that I’ve posted before - Quentin Tarrantino’s interpretation of Topgun. And the top gun theme as well. Whats a blog with out some homo erotic behavior eh?

S0 we have shot a new show and it is currently being edited…… not by james as he’s swanned off to America for a wedding. The bastard (can say what I wan’t as I’ve heard they don’t have the internet in the Us so there is no chance he can read this)

The next Eleventh will be focusing on this……

Apologises for the over excited french bloke there.

here is the second part

So in the new show I actually took on Tim from the Chess boxing world……. did I beat him? well I’m not gonna say am I? It should be up on Monday so keep ya peepers peeping.

Yup our resident stuntman (or gruntman in this case) has been out training. This time at becoming an ace powerkite flyer and radical big air landboarder type dude…

With no time to get down to the sea we decided our next best kiteboarding option was to go powerkiting and landboarding in London’s Richmond Park.. Oj met up with kiteboarding tutor Mark Parker from kitevibe who can teach you how to kiteboard, landboard, fly a kite and even snowkite.. taking you the whole way from safely rigging a kite, self launching, board skills etc

Oj got to try out some foil/ram air kites like the ozone frenzy, ozone access and ozone imp and another really powerful foil kite …he got to try out handles and using kites with depower systems like the ozone frenzy..

It twas another fun day out for OJ and he did actually learn how to kitesurf on land or landboard if you prefer, cause there is no surf in the park see.

Unfortunately he didn’t get his kite lines tangled or all screwed up like so many learner kiters do..which is a shame because it would have been great fun watch him spend an hour undoing his kiteflying lines..

If you fancy watching the extreme big air, huge kite jump, landboarding video here it is…I think pro kite boarder aaron hadlow better watch out cause Oj is gonna be hitting the pro kiteboarding circuit soon..!!

Yes danic patrick has made indy car history by being the first female to win the The Indy 300 Japan, she beat two-time Indy 500 winner Helio Castroneves by almost six seconds!!!.. You may remember that OJ Interviewed the Andretti Green Racing driver (michael andretti sure knows how to pick em) last summer in San Francisco before shooting a Go Daddy ad with Candice Michelle. Danika Patrick herself a tv veteran has being in several Go Daddy commercials as well as featuring in Sports illustrated, FHM , Maxim and is constantly voted one of the sexiest women out there. But Danica Patrick has not appeared naked, done racy photos or exposed herself like many other sexy girls who come high in theses polls. Why cause to put it in simple man terms dannica patrick is a hot chick, who races very fast cars and wins.

Despite a tough indy car racing schedule Danika Patrick exposed herself to OJ ( not physically guys but verbally!!) in our interview with her which we did at the infineon raceway track in the napa valley.

Personally I thought that danica patrik was really cool, easy going and friendly to talk to….as with many stars its the ‘people’ around them who have the attitude!!

Here is the Danica patrick video interview in case any of you fancy seeing it again. And as our soundman said she’s intelligent and a great racing driver but well sexy that danika patrick!!..funnily enough no he wasn’t English but pure yankee..odd sprouting cockney lingo like that..oh well I guess sexy women who drive fast cars have that effect on men. Not our OJ though he was professional to the end and got to race a a big engined, hot rod, muscle indy car (well not really he sat in the rear seat!! but still an awesome experience.)

Dannika Patrick has just made indy car history:)

And in case you also want to see Danica Patrick making indy car history by being the first female driver to win the Indy 300 Japan here is the actual race and on the spot interview..

So if you did read the last blog entry from my erstwhile director and slum landlord James, then you will know that he is mocking me for getting battered by Cathy Brown in the latest episode of the 11th. Well I agree to that fact, she did batter me in the ring (no guffaws please, I’m half English) but then I didn’t see Jimmy getting in there to help me. And I can also point out that he went boxing once. Yep, ONCE. And he never went back cause the bad men really did batter him in the ring.

Anyway, we have a had a week off from the 11th’s hectic schedule due to james deciding that he needed a holiday but we are back and it looks like we are gonna be doing a rather amazing one…… let me just say the words, Down hill, go-kart, OJ, Death and BT.

Put them all together and you have all the markings of a top class show….. I won’t tell you what it is just yet but I will give you a hint through Maitland (his real name I can confirm) who works in the London Office who put me onto this contact, and gave me this fantastic quote when I asked how dangerous it was for me.

Like the director of Jackass says: I don’t want to kill you. Just hurt you very badly.

How very nice. But i’ve always said, to the chagrin of Girlfriends, mothers and ambulance personages, that if it makes people laugh then my body is inconsequential. Unless it involves doing the drag episode again. If you haven’t just eaten you can check that out here.

You may or may have not heard but the Big man Himself ‘Oj the Bruiser Borg’ has recently taken up boxing. Yup for the past few months the Fast footed Maltese Butterfly has been down at Gymbox in Holborn training hard and mastering his jab n hook technique. So we recently sent him to go meet and interview Cathy “the Bitch” Brown at her health club The Third Space.

After some friendly chat he quickly learns that she isn’t the u.k’s first female boxing champion for nothing. Can he squeeze in an interview before we have to call an Ambulance? heres the show

Well my intrepid (and ill I thought) director and landlord is off this week on some mountain somewhere having a jolly old time so I find my self with nowt to do but look for more shoots for next week. I always feel slightly sad when the 11th isn’t in full throttle. Or maybe I just miss james. Probably the former I guess.

One of the next shows we’ve got coming up is gonna feature Cathy “The Bitch” Brown and is all about boxing, and female boxers at that. Cathy was one of the first female pro’s this country had and I think was the first title holder we have produced from the less hairy arsed (apart from Muhammed Ali’s daughter - Laila she’s a complete beast, and may well actually be his son, or brother.) part of the population. Well after sparring with her I decided that I would do a bit more my self today down at my gym. I now feel that even lifting my fingers up to type is too much effort. I got Battered! What was possibly worse though was that on leaving the changing rooms, and I’m a mess at this point….. red eyes from my contacts popping out, showered but still looking sweaty and generally looking like there is something wrong with me, I tried to squeeze past a fellow gym bod. Problem as that I had my big bagon my shoulder, the gap wasn’t too big nd he was naked. Had I been more in control of my faculties then I would have waited, but in my bashed about state I ended up trying to squezze by, my left hand got trapped between my bag (not ball bag by the way) and HIS ASS! arggggggghhhhhhhhh. Worse was that he’d either just got out the shower or he was sweaty, and hairy!

BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH.

Remind me of the scene in Ace Venture when he finds out that Eindhorn is Finkle, and Finkle is a [Insert what here]

To sum up, there is no shoot this week, I got beat up at boxing, James is snowboarding (he may even be trying snow kiting so we probably won’t be seeing him again as he gets dragged over a precipice - if that happens now I’m gonna feel so bad!) and I need to amputate my left mitt. I think it smells but I might just be having a touch of the Lady MacBeths. ‘d rather be feeling blood on it.

I mentioned this a while back and now its finally live to view. OJ learns all about Pro Paintballing and gets his head shot up in the process. He meets pro paintballer Dan Maskell sponsored by Dye Precision and Key action sports, who runs him through the competitions, the money, the equipment, the tactics and then lets OJ play ball against the UK’s finest. Oh and OJ also eats a paintball for fun..strange boy!

The shoot itself in case you don’t remember went well but Grant our South African cameraman got shot to bits..and the camera went for a swim in yello paint..

Here’s the show

How can you go skydiving without throwing yourself out of a plane?

Oj learns how to fly like a bird in a jumpsuit and a crash helmet when he visits http://airkix.com/ and gets top sky diving tips from the man who just floats through the air and out the door, Adam Mattacola.

OJ, the spandex posing pouch, and the pro wrestlers.

Grown men in tights and Oj in spandex, what else could you wish for from the 11th Commandment. Oh yes, Oj suffering pain and discomfort. This episode delivers it all, in a ring, with pro wrestlers Team Beauftiful.

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